Tell Cactie that if he can talk you won't tell anyone just say something one time and it'll be our little secret.
The Sun is so beautiful I married her.
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HORSE RIZZ SUCCESSFUL
SECURE HORSE DIGITS
mwahaha
If we can't rizz the horse, try to find an escape from the cactus nightmare.
Do that trick where you pretend to take your thumb off to see if it works for real here.
Destroy that tiny head poking out of the ground.
Aw we probably just killed a guy. Pray to the house for mercy
Explore! What else is even around in this weird hellish liminal nightmare space? Probably a Wal-Mart.
Say hello and introduce yourself despite not knowing who you are or where you're from!
Inform the cactus that it's good he can't talk, since if he insulted Texas, you would fly into an uncontrollable rage and destroy him. Texas is so goddamned important to you, even though you have no memory of it whatsoever.
Overshare about the circus even though the cactus doesn't seem too interested.
Write your name in the sand.
Use CIRCUS SKILL: ACROBATICS to escape from this nightmarish hell dimension.
NickJam
Wait fuck it was actually that easy? Let's pick up something!