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LakenDaCoda
The Sun is so beautiful I married her.

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Reply with "Cactus! Cactus! Notman!"

Channel your inner John Egbert.

Threaten to burn the bag with a hot rock, and say you'll only give it to him on one condition:
That you and him become friends.

New pages are out now!

DIVE
JUMP DOWN AND TRY TO NOT LAND ON THE CACTUS

Threaten to throw the sack down the canyon. If they want it so badly, they can jump down and get it.

There are some huge new pages in Questern! I think you all will really love!

USE A SMOLDERING ROCK TO CAUTERIZE THE WOUND

Cauterize bullet wound with hot rock.
Ride horse to hospital.

@LakenDaCoda You thought right.

Consult The House.

a storms a brewin

Alright, so it's confirmed god exists. I should say I didn't expect that to work.

I am once again recommending we cauterize that wound. @masterhand01 brings up a good point about befriending that horse to get us to safety.

Offer the House the hunter's chip.

Use the clothes that the other guy is wearing to make a tourniquet.
He has no further use for them.

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cactus meds

"Hiya, handsome. Come here often?"

"I want you to record your big, Greek hands drawing a picture."

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