Cactus whistle: Inaudible to humans, but used to attract nearby cacti.
Age 28
Joined on 4/19/13
Cactus whistle: Inaudible to humans, but used to attract nearby cacti.
Expired Jerky: Surprisingly rare to find Jerky in a state like this. Smells horrid.
Hoarse Whisperer brand cough drops.
Works great at soothing sore throats in humans, causes blindness in horses.
iWannaRock: A smartphone-like device, except all it lets you do is send alerts to people who will deliver rocks to you. They give this away for free despite it being a high-tech miracle, but charge for the rocks.
Psychic Seekin' Beacon: An object that links to your mind and, once activated, you will always be able to figure out where exactly it is by just thinking about it for a second. Absolutely invaluable for navigating in a desert. Of course, if you're not paying attention and somebody moves it, well, you're sol.
uno cards and a body pillow
Eternal Spittoon: A spittoon that contains an infinite amount of filthy saliva.
Counterfeit Chip: Looks identical to a real gambling chip, makes it easy to pass off as the genuine article. If you're caught with it though, expect trouble.
bag of coins: they're counterfeit, so they're worthless; but they're perfect fer shootin'
Mirage Glasses: Makes whoever's wearing them see things they shouldn't. Be careful not to accidentally trip and crack them.
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Neighsayer: Lets you communicate complex ideas to horses by saying 'neigh' over and over. The thing that lets you understand their noises back is sold separately.