Cactus whistle: Inaudible to humans, but used to attract nearby cacti.
Age 28
Joined on 4/19/13
- Level:
- 14
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- 1,980 / 2,180
- Exp Rank:
- 32,047
- Vote Power:
- 5.59 votes
- Rank:
- Civilian
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- > 100,000
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- 0
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- 5
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- 0%
- Whistle:
- Normal
- Medals:
- 45
- Supporter:
- 1y 11m 6d
Comments
Expired Jerky: Surprisingly rare to find Jerky in a state like this. Smells horrid.
Hoarse Whisperer brand cough drops.
Works great at soothing sore throats in humans, causes blindness in horses.
iWannaRock: A smartphone-like device, except all it lets you do is send alerts to people who will deliver rocks to you. They give this away for free despite it being a high-tech miracle, but charge for the rocks.
Psychic Seekin' Beacon: An object that links to your mind and, once activated, you will always be able to figure out where exactly it is by just thinking about it for a second. Absolutely invaluable for navigating in a desert. Of course, if you're not paying attention and somebody moves it, well, you're sol.
uno cards and a body pillow
Eternal Spittoon: A spittoon that contains an infinite amount of filthy saliva.
Counterfeit Chip: Looks identical to a real gambling chip, makes it easy to pass off as the genuine article. If you're caught with it though, expect trouble.
bag of coins: they're counterfeit, so they're worthless; but they're perfect fer shootin'
Mirage Glasses: Makes whoever's wearing them see things they shouldn't. Be careful not to accidentally trip and crack them.
Hazardous Matt's Hazmat Hat:
A cowboy hat that is immune to and can block most forms of chemical hazards. Among other things, it resists acid, blocks radiation, and can be used to filter dangerous gases by breathing through it.
As a hat, it is only the size of a hat. You're gonna have to get real clever using it to keep your whole body safe.
Fart Wallet: Able to be farted into. Stores the fart for use at a later time. Farts only release when the user triggers release, so it can be used to store multiple farts over long periods without releasing prior farts. But when release is triggered, all farts release at once no matter what.
The Worst Guitar: A magical instrument that somehow detects the musical preferences of everyone within earshot, and will only play music that none of them will like. Whoever holds it becomes a world-class guitarist until they let it go.
The Broadside:
A flintlock pistol that looks like a tiny Spanish galleon with a gun handle sticking out of it. The ship has tiny cannons lining both sides of it. Does not fire forward, but will absolutely devastate anything to the left or right of the gun.
masterhand01
Neighsayer: Lets you communicate complex ideas to horses by saying 'neigh' over and over. The thing that lets you understand their noises back is sold separately.