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LakenDaCoda

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Joined on 4/19/13

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throw the rock size barrels at the sack card?

USE LUMBER AND NAILS FROM BARRELS TO BUILD BRIDGE

New pages are out now!

Use wood to build bridge.

Alright I'm abstaining from this one I just lost us the boot and the bottle.

Holy shit it worked! Go git yer card!

THE BRIGE SNAPPS now your stuck in a raveen

cross carefuly

Notice that that cactus kind of looks like it has a face, due to the three hot rocks card over it.
Anthropomorphize cactus.

Cactus: Hand your new friend his card. Try not to poke him with your many beautiful needles.

Not a suggestion, buy hey the cactus looks like me!

Say "Howdy." back, might as well be nice to the first actual talking thing you've met in this desert.

Hey everybody! A new page of Questern is out now!

Pluck the card from the cactus's nethers.

Put your clothes on the cactus and hide. The guy coming after you will mistake the cactus for you. He might even get needled.

I pray to Satan for thy POWER! (hit that MF with a fire ball)

Hide behind something nearby and while he's distracted by the cactus, nail him with a flaming rock!

Flee, burning the bridge with the hot rock as you go.

Two new pages are out now!

Go fully silent. As though you're not even here.

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